For everybody who has ever met me, this will be particularly amusing:
I would like to announce that I won four consecutive games of HORSE (yes, the basketball game) against all the men in my family yesterday. I have finally overcome the fear of balls flying at my head and literally put all the men to shame. I think it was my outfit that did it. I didn't have any "play clothes" yesterday, so I had to borrow some of my teenaged nephew's clothes. I wore black knee-length basketball shorts, a shirt that said, "Sorry, I only date blondes," and pink flip-flops. I was totally in the zone.
So, for all of the men that I beat (Jonathan, that definitely means you since you lost TWICE!), I hope there are no hard feelings. Who knows? For Thanksgiving we might have to play powder puff football. The boys will have to wear skirts, since I am going to beat them again like the little schoolgirls that they are! Booyah!
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Your outfit yesterday was very attractive. Did you beat Keith too? Or Stevie? I know you beat Dad and Jon (2X).
I beat Jon twice, Stevie, and Mr. Jerry. I was amazingly good yesterday. Those steroids sure do work! Ha!
I, Jonathan Mullis, do hereby leave my manhood to someone more deserving. I lost. I lost bad. I lost to a girl.
You were definately in the zone and I think Keith stayed away from you b/c of fear. I should have learned my lesson the first time.
Watch out WNBA, oh who am I kidding, Watch out EVERYONE! Kasey is the next Bo/Deon of the sports world.
Congrats.
What good sportsmanship, Jon.
Jon,
That was really nice of you. I feel bad for gloating. You are a very manly man.
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